spn meme: two quotes [1/2]
∟Freedom is a length of rope, and God wants you to hang yourself with it.
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
I had been waiting so long to run free, but that goodbye was harder than I ever imagined. I’ll never forget that boy and how we won back our freedom together.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
I got one ;-;
Please? This looks fun
WE’VE TAKEN OVER URBAN DICTIONARY
I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes!
Work by 進撃のちな
Guys I’m into baby Hiccup so much
How freaking much of a coincidence is this????